Naomi and I had finished our dinner, but we both felt like something more, so Nai got a couple of yoghurts. We both started to eat them, when Genevieve spoke up.
Genevieve - "Vievey's shok-dot"
[Translation - Vievey's Yoghurt - We know, not even close, but that's her word for it]
Naomi - "No darling, that's Mummy's"
G - "Vievey's shok-dot"
[Give me some freaken yoghurt!]
So Nai have her a little, and Gen reached over and grabbed the lot. She then looked at mine.
G - "Mummy's shok-dot"
[Daddy, you're eating Mummy's yoghurt]
Cory - "No darling, that's Daddy's"
G - "Mummy's shok-dot"
[Daddy, you may be under the sad delusion that it was your yoghurt, but I think you'll find it'll be Mummy's any second now]
So now Nai ends up with my shok-dot, err... I mean yoghurt. I put on the sad face.
G - "More shok-dot? More shok-dot Daddy?"
[Would you like more yoghurt Daddy?]
G points to the fridge - "N-nair".
[Get up of your fat arse and get it yourself]